Friday, November 21, 2008
Someone I know has a birthday today! But I can't tell you who, because he is in a professional place right now where he has to be careful who he associates with and I wouldn't want the feds to google him and find my post about the ceramic knife and airport security. Or the post about the vulgar buttons. Or the line about Country&Western murder ballads. Or the love of rum from argentina. Even the breast cake - as innocent as it was - could conceivably raise a few eybrows among certain buttoned down fed types. As could my veiled hostility toward Zero-Tolerance policies and how they relate to Sharpie Sniffing. Ironically - one of the few topics we've covered thus far that would be completely and totally unsuspicious to even the most diligent NSA type would be our Israeli Pilot bit.