HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Someone I know has a birthday today!  But I can't tell you who, because he is in a professional place right now where he has to be careful who he associates with and I wouldn't want the feds to google him and find my post about the ceramic knife and airport security.  Or the post about the vulgar buttons.  Or the line about Country&Western murder ballads.  Or the love of rum from argentina. Even the breast cake - as innocent as it was - could conceivably raise a few eybrows among certain buttoned down fed types.   As could my veiled hostility toward Zero-Tolerance policies and how they relate to  Sharpie Sniffing.  Ironically - one of the few topics we've covered thus far that would be completely and totally unsuspicious to even the most diligent NSA type would be our Israeli Pilot bit.